Our Father,
Which Art in Moab,
Four-Wheeling be thy name.

To thy trails we come,
Thy maintenance be done,
In garage
As it is on the trail.

Give us this day our daily drive,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those that trespass on us.

And lead us not unto illegal closures,
But deliver us from Sierra Clubbers.

For thine is the clearance,
The Articulation
And the traction forever,

Amen.